Last Thursday marked the season kickoff for the titans of capital hill. In a thrilling, nail biting contest of endurance, F.C. held the grey team scoreless in the face of great adversity. Despite expected rain delays, F.C’s first game was played as the threat of rain loomed. The mighty purples would not be intimidated or driven away by the Crooks blatant attempts at intimidation. Upon investigation, it was discovered that Crooks forward (and known German national) Ben Hoefs hired murder-ballers to circle the field and frighten Horgan’s hero’s, giving clear advantage to Auf Wierdersehen Adu. But his dirty tactics were all in vain.
Despite a lack of players, F.C proved their metal. Underplaying their own experience and athleticism, rookie players John and Gary proved that they are a force to be reckoned with. Despite some early fouls, Donica settled down in the second half and proved to be a defensive wall. Weaving in and out of Auf’s defensives, Glenn impressed even district rivals as they asked him to play another game. When asked how his body could endure such hardship, he answered, “I ate my Wheates” – his endorsement deal with Kellogg’s is pending. Despite being mistaken for David Beckham, and being manhandled by the opposing teams German-Swimmer-like defender, forwards Katie and Andrea worked together like a pair or Siamese twins making many impressive (if not successful) shots on goal.
Impressive beginning to the season. The next game is schedule for May 4th at 4:00pm.
The Game was a tie, 0-0.
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As a casual reader of your blog, I must say that the connection between German Ben Hoefs and Horgan's Heroes was well done.
So what did you put in your emails that one of your players showed up begging to play with us rather than you?
Being nice, kind, really all-around wonderful people, we let him, but of course excluded "Keith" from all top secret strategy sessions.
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